I have lived 5 blocks away from an airport since I was 5 years old, and one of my favourite bands is the Who. Needless to say, I've suffered severe hearing loss. Don't feel bad for me though; it can be quite entertaining. My awful hearing has spawned some mighty funny misheard lyrics. I'm not talking about simple mishearing, here....I'm talking about complete ignorance to the actual lyrics.
It said: The world needs wanabees,
so...let's get some more wannabes, so... (Pretty Fly
For A White Guy,
I heard: The world loves one eyed pizza...let's get some more one eyed pizza...
It said: I can feel something inside me say, I really don´t think you´re
strong enough, no.
I heard: I can feel something inside myself, I really don't think it's strong enough, no.
It said: Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep (Papa Don't
I heard: Papa don't preach, I'm in scoraleech
It said: Don't go for second best baby... (Express Yourself,
I heard: Don't go forcin' your best baby...
It said: I'm here for now, you helped me grow (Angel
of Mine, Monica)
I heard: I'm different now, you helped me grow
It said: Every day I get in the queue... (Magic
Bus, The Who)
I heard: Every day I get accused...
It said: I don't have a fancy car (All I
Have To Give, BSB)
I heard: I don't have a fantasy car
It said: Put your heart and soul where I can see them shine (I
wish...) (Heart and Soul,
I heard: Put your heart and soul where I can see them shine (hi wench!)