May 28, 1999
More from me later, I promise!
Updates: Another idiot signed my book.
May 26, 1999
First off, happy birthday to my cousin Laura! =)
Secondly, never try step aerobics, guys. I'm not kidding you. I mean, I am the least coordinated person in the universe, so maybe that's my problem. I'm not kidding you; when I was a kid, my doctor actually diagnosed me as having no hand-eye coordination. So, doing step is really hard for me. My teacher doesn't seem to get this, though. She just yells out all these complicated moves that I cannot do. Even simple things are hard for me, but I've progressed enough to do those. It is a fucking handicap, and it sucks. But, it's a secret handicap. The only person that knows about it is AJ, and that's just cuz I tell him everything. Well, almost everything. Anyway, step is awful, and I almost passed out from doing it today. Maybe I should try eating after 5pm the night before...
Updates: A new ramble, a new poem, and another idiot bites the dust.
May 23, 1999
Gaaah! I'm so sorry for like, falling off the face of the earth there. I was just totally uninspired and busy. Which I still am...busy, that is. But, I'll try to update more anyway.
Idiot savants are so cool. I've met 2 of them, and they are just the coolest people. I wish I could be an idiot savant, but I just don't have the time and dedication to learning everything about pop culture and such. Though I do know quite a lot...it drives all my friends nuts. We'll be watching a movie, and I'll be like "that girl was on Saved By the Bell, that guy was a singer in the 80's..." It never ends. I can usually tell you something about almost every person in the cast. Weird.
May 18, 1999
You know what has always puzzled me? In those old commercials for Life cereal, the kids are all "let's give it to Mikey, he hates everything!" Well if he hates everything, then why the hell are you giving him the cereal? You know he isn't going to like it, so what are you testing it out on him???
I just finished reading She's Come Undone, which is why I hadn't been updating...I was too into the book to stay on and update. Anyway, it was really really good, I couldn't put it down. I reccomend it to everyone. Now I need to find a new book to read, though. Shigarasa.
Updates: The lonks have been adjusted, and the idiots page has an updated...rejoyce!
May 14, 1999
Star Wars BLOWS!!! I just needed to yell that somewhere. I'm so #&$!@#$ sick of all this Star Wars shit!!!! I completely detest those movies. I just view them as being juvenille. The reason for this is that I grew up with Star Wars...we've had the movies on tape since I was about 2. I went through this Star Wars mania phase when I was a kid, and completely outgrew it. Maybe it's the fact that science fiction totally bores me, maybe it's the fact that I've seen the movies too many times...I don't know. All I know is that I detest Star Wars!
Updates: A new ramble.
May 11, 1999
I had a bad day, but one thing did brighten it...I'm getting a car! And not just any car, mind you...a Jetta. Yes, a Jetta. I've been scanning the papers for them, and there's always a whole bunch. My price range is pretty low, and suprisingly I can afford the car I want and still have some $$$ left over. The one I'm looking into right now is a grey '86 model...the guy said the body is a little damaged, but it doesn't affect the car's capabilities, and he'll try to get it fixed for me, and take a bit off the price. Wish me luck, I want my Jetta!!!
Updates: A new ramble.
May 10, 1999
I was going to update tonight, but then my stupid bitch of a mum pissed me off, so now I am too mad. I'll try tomorrow, as long as she doesn't piss me off again. Whore.
May 7, 1999
Soooooo sorry for the recent lack of updates. I have been so busy lately, it's scary. Tuesday night was my best friend's confirmation, so I went to church for that. You know, church is a lot more interesting when you are 'outsider', because you can hear what bs it all is, and how funny some stuff is. Por ejemplo, all I could picture the whole time was a big cult meeting. I mean, that is cool if it's what you believe and everything...but I just found it so damn funny. I mean, a whole bunch of people just hang out in a big room together and worship a statue of a man being murdered, and then eat bread claiming it was his body...does that not sound insane to you? If that is your relgion, then of course it won't. I respect people no matter what their relgion is, so I'm not trying to dis Christians or anything....I'm just pointing something out.
May 3, 1999
Why do all my teachers have PMS? And all at once? It's quite annoying. Two of my teachers are all pissed that I wouldn't go on their field trips, one teacher got mad because I put hand lotion on my ubiquoutesly burned hands, and another actually made me sit in the corner because I was laughing at my friend. Ooooook, that's cool. Freaking morons is what they are.
Someone actually had the audacity to compare me to Joey from Dawson's Creek today. What in the hell is going on?!?! Just because my best friend is a guy and we hang out a lot, we get compared to Joey and Dawson. Um, try again people. Geez.
If anyone knows where I can get a picture of Amy Jo Johnson like, right now, please, for the love of Buddha, email me or IM me at MnkeElvr29. Please! It's an emergency. I need it by tomorrow. Thanks soooo much to anyone who can help.